Wednesday, February 02, 2005

The Death Pool

This morning, one of our morning producers, in passing conversation mentioned that she had the Pope in her death pool. I'm stunned. Who in their right mind would have the Pope in their death pool?? This is Robo-Pope. He doesn't give in. He gets shot at close range. Falls numerous times. Has parkinson's disease. This doesn't stop him. It's just the flu.

This man of God could get hit by a meteor from outer space and he'd shrug it off like water off a duck's back. And a little flu bug is gonna stop him?? Not likely.

Remember, this is a man who fought nazis in WWII. This is one tough man. A man like this doesn't die from an ailment. He passes by a death by misadventure. Going over a cliff with hookers in a convertable is the style that this man should leave this world.

Only if he weren't the Pope.

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